“K-Mart Fighting” is a parody of ‘Kung Fu Fighting’ and i’m sorry i didn’t include it earlier. Santa’s Elves renders the obvious Black Friday scene playfully well.
That needs the followup “Kung Fu Christmas.” Johnny & The Raindrops merely add the epithet ‘kung fu’ to every aspect of Xmas they can come up with. Nothing goes ouch.
More parody from Lynskey connects violence with that one time “I Took Some Mistletoe Down to the Red Light District.” Popping fresh rock/pop.
Generic aggression from Headlights with a charming pop “Kicker of Elves.” Few enough lyrics, so none of your questions will be answered.