Christmas Countdown: 2012 indigenous bonus

2012 was notable for yet another doomsday scenario. The Mayans apparently ran out of calendaring for whatever came after 12/21/2012. So getting to Christmas was not in the cards. Or was it…?

Not mentioning the year, “Mayan Christmas 2012” is a hoot of an excuse for why I got you nothing for Christmas. Cowbell pop from King Everything.

New Justice Team also expect you to know the year with their lounge-tastic “Mayan Doomsday Christmas.” A little premature, but waddya expect from The Something Awful guys?

Bill Burns chants a charming “(Have a) Merry Mayan Doomsday” carol for the attention deprived. Tom tom along!

Jeff Govednik leans on ‘Blue Christmas’ for his “Mayan Christmas.” This club recording has a bit more research/personality than the others. Paints a picture, including regretful dark corners.

Polly Wolf gets in and out with their sweet pop “Apocalypse Not Now.” Were the Mayans lyin’?

Karl Miehl gets amusing with his pop folk “Christmas 2012 (The Mayans were Wrong)” and gets me right in the funny bone. The talent’s in the lyrics, boys and girls.