Smoke Chamber

Loose Cannons start a repetitive round with tomtom for their pirates’ version of “I’m Stuck in the Chimney.” I hear ya, i hear ya, lemme get the spatula!

Klea Blackhurst adds sophisticated jazz to the silly kidsong of “He’s Stuck In The Chimney Again.” Again?!

The Not Fur Longs indie the mood with “Merry Mischief,” a lazy take on a stuck Claus.

Excellent bluegrass from Scott Fulton tells the draw problems when “Santa Claus Got Stuck Inside the Chimney.” Butter helps this time. And we’re prepared for next year, now.

Smoke Shelf

Chuck from Rugrats begins a kidsong spoof with Santa on the rooftop, but then “Oops, Santa Got Stuck!” What a revolving development!

Lugubrious folk from The Kind of Christmas You’d Expect parlays the epic “Stuck in the Chimney” into an upsetting and affecting scene.

Kenne Highland & His Vatican Sex Kittens​ gets stuck, begging “Can I Please Crawl Down Your Chimney?” in a hard rocking carnal way.

More child assembly school stuff: “There’s a Big Red Fella in the Chimney” is contributive fun with a vaudevillian backbone. From Hal Leonard. And kids everywhere.

Throat

Stuck! Did You Say Stuck?!

Encore: Ella Fitzgerald was tricked into recording the could-be-naughty “Santa Claus Got Stuck in My Chimney” back in 1950. Her class elevates it above your gutter double entendres.

Dave Rudolf’s “Santa Got Stuck in the Flue” is a grand country pop treatment over this distressing dilemma. What follows is a series of failed attempts to right this wrong. Funny.

More problem solving from Mighty Magic Pants. Kidsong “Santa’s Stuck in the Chimney” never quite figures it out.

POV from Santa interrupts the musical ‘A Don’t Hug Me Christmas Carol’ when he’s “Stuck in a Chimney.” Still jolly despite the squeeze. Polka pop.

Lintel

We’re not done with stuck Santa. No, not yet.

Encore! Soundtrack of Our Lives retro rock with experimental media until “Jingle Hell (Stuck in the Chimney)” is all mood and no meaning. Wild!

The Little Kids use chipmunk speed to entertain us with a ’60s kidsong that sucks so hard, it might get extract the victim when “Santa Claus is Stuck in the Chimney.”

Top of the Bus claims he’ll start sneezing and negotiating “When Santa Got Stuck up the Chimney.” Kidsong with menace. Just kidding! Peculi8 a cappellas the very same “When Santa Got Stuck in the Chimney,” making everything warm and cosy. Achoo.

The Surf Boys up the adolescence for “Stuck in the Chimney.” This time it’s Santa calling for help to classic R’n’R. Groovy stuff, 1966. [Fred Travers covers this with authentic bluegrass. Also cool.]

Damper

The subject of impossibility must needs rear its fat head when dealing with Santa coming down the chimney.

Encore! The Heebee-jeebees relate with blues and scat to the day after man stuck up the chimney with those “Boxing Day Blues.” Does that mean kidnapping?!

“Santa’s Stuck in the Chimney” is kidsong country from Paul Evans. It takes a village to cause the flue movement. Danceable.

Kidzone combines harmony with shouting for the ‘fun’ “When Santa Got Stuck in the Chimney.” I guess your nose would get itchy in there….

The Penguins of Madagascar ad lib the kindling out of “Stuck in the Chimney” to the tune of ‘Up on the Housetop.’ The fixes proposed will cause much mayhem. Ha.

Firebox

You don’t understand the Christmas chimney concept yet?

I don’t understand Lone Bronco’s folk with harsh banjo “Down the Chimney.” Is it childishly revelatory? Is it thinly veiled prurience? Is it just kidding around? Gooseflesh!

Santa’s confused in The Giltchin’ Gulpers’ spoken word spiral into madness “The Chimney Doesn’t Want Me.” You okay, Kris?

The Twinklers seem to think that Santa arrives in parts. “Throw It Down the Chimney” means the bag. So, does he precede or follow? I don’t get this easy listening disco riddle.

“Who’s That? (Comin’ Down the Chimney)” is kicky kidsong from Will Ulrich. He is really asking you.

Hearth

Let’s have some F-U-N with some Fireplace – Used by -Nicholas!

Encore! Allison Krauss wants her love to “Shimmy Down the Chimney.” Lite country pop with a disco twang. No, it works.

“Party Down the Chimney” is hyperactive pop from Hiphopmcdougal that will get you up and run you ragged. Whew, i need a nap.

Rodney Crowell uses soul and Delta blues to clue us in “When the Fat Guy Tries the Chimney on for Size.” No points for originality, but stylin’ by a mile.

Ennis Sisters bluegrass rock out with “Coming Down the Chimney,” a kidsong that makes me want to square dance!

Poker

Back to the NOVELTY songs, and i mean that in the worst way.

Sonny Bono and Little Tootsie smokescreen their talents with “Comin’ Down the Chimney,” a kidsong of no consequence, save for an odd clip-clop cowboy beat.

“WHEN SANTA CLAUS GOT STUCK IN THE CHIMNEY” written and performed by She And The​ Cat’s Mother is unglued indie electronica that should be avoided to be believed. What are angels singing about?

What’s a chimney for if not for “Climbing All Over Christmas.” Check out The Light with their pop music ADHD.

“Santa is a Chimney Diver” electronicas Error Enter Exit. Heavy Euro-accents, so i can’t tell if they’re condemning or commending.

The Rainbow Bozo lowers the bar with “Santa Pooped Down My Chimney.” How naughty do you have to be?! Lilting kidsong.

Andirons

Let’s just shout out Yea! Santa! Chimney!

The Haystack Cookies apply hair metal to “Slide On Down That Chimney, Santa!” It’s positively Xmas.

Red Oak Mini Singers choir up the demand: “Down Down Down the Chimney.” Pushy, but it’s churchy pushy. Please don’t die!

Élan Vital turns up prog rock for the party anthem “Down the Chimney.” Everything’s shouted, so IT’S ALL GOOD!!

Cuul Music raps when perhaps he shouldn’t for the surprising “It’s Christmas Time.” See when Santa is in the sky, perhaps the fireplace SHOULDN’T be so bright….

Dave Mansueto (feat. Lord Grunge) garage the parang for “Down De Chimney.” It’s a hands high, hip sway, voices loud good time.

Inner Hearth

Get on with it! Santa, hit the bricks!

Johnny Awesome and the Elves hard metal “Comin’ Down the Chimney Tonight” with a simple HO! HO!–HO! HO!–HO! HO! Let gravity take its course, St. Nick!

Cosimo sirens “Down The Chimney” as a hurry up and get to me missive for Ol’ Red. This syncopated pop insists rather aggressively.

“Santa, I Have One Request to Make” countries The Jolliest Elf (Tyra Madison) and it’s about that chimney mess he’s gonna make. Wait, are sooty footprints a problem? Do i need a vacuum?

Cabana Man tropically teases “Come on Out da Chimney.” Careful, a watched pot belly never toils.

“Get on Down That Chimney” funks out Holidelic. Badunkadunk. To. The. Point.