If you haven’t heard the–BEGAN in 1937–“His Favorite Christmas Story,” count yourself fortunate. It’s a catchy, haunting story in the vein of ‘Christmas Shoes’–maudlin, torturously sentimental. But, hell, it’s effective AF. Finally found someone beside Capital Lights who covered this. Suite Serenade featuring Laney Yelverton and Luci Feie clone the original. (Perhaps you’d prefer to waste time with the sped up [not quite chipmunk] version from some Nightcore project.) Pop.
Category: pop music
Christmas Countdown: 1950s
Redhouse Gasoline whitewashes a bit with “I Love Lucy,” a satiric pop piece that thinks the whole of the US of A behaved like they did on this sitcom. No talk of nuclear weapons and struggling through… indeed! Did the USA of the 1950s Act like Jimmy Stewart in the Christmas holidays? becomes the question (though ‘Wonderful Life’ came out in the ’40s and was set in the ’30s…)–apart from do you love Lucy, too? Danceable.
Christmas Countdown: 1954
The old standby “Santa Baby” asks for a light blue convertible, which should be a ’54. Not into tired old traditionals here, so let’s try punk: welcome The Dollyrots!
“A Little with Sugar” is a hard life for a young man and the problems(?) he’s got with his mama. But it starts Xmas of ’54. Walter Becker and Donald Fagen swing it. Before Steely Dan.
Jay Stansfield (feat. SAY) get poetical and altpop with their “Christmas 1954.” Not sure how this picturesque scene is the ’50s (‘ceptin’ for saying gay for gleeful). Maraca out!
Christmas Countdown: 1961
Christmas Countdown: 1962
Bob Tupper’s recollection of 1962 begins folk gently on the way to “Grandma’s House for Dinner.” Then–surprise–it mystically rocks pop music to a transcendent experience. As an adult he realizes/relishes its perfection. You WISH your Christmas was this fulfilling.
Christmas Countdown: 1960s
Christmas in the ’60s was fine maintains Fay Lovsky in “Christmas was a Friend of Mine.” Odd brassy slow-mo pop. Nick & Simon mainstream it. Not as good.
“My Christmas is Better Than Yours” is the war of the ’80s ‘gainst the ’60s. Don’t Call Me Ishmael seems to prefer the later (Instagram?!) but a ding dong daddy case is made for the old timey. Big band pop.
Christmas Countdown: 1980
The Rebel Yell admits that for “December 8,1980” christmas not too far away— but John Lennon was gunned down in front of his home due to the socio-political climate. Punk infused metal and, boy, is it pissed.
Missed chances are recalled with “Kodachrome Ghosts” by James DeanBradfield. Just happens to be a holiday candid in there to stir up hard rock emotions.
Let’s round down. Marshal Keep’s “Winter Blues” measures heartbreak with–well, not exactly yodeling–uncertain percussive pop. Looking back a ways, he’s mumble mumble sorry. He eventually admits This song is more about the breakup, it wasn’t really about Christmas.
The Merry Kinsers tout “Christmas in the ’80s” as a materialistic wonderland before Facebook went and ruined our family. Pop shebop.
On the other side of the pond, “Xmas in the 80’s” pops wise about media overload and–duh–toys. Scouting for Girls adds to our downslide.
“Christmas was Better in the ’80s” rants The Futureheads. Not a polemic, but a strongly held UK pop belief for the childish innocence lost.
Christmas Countdown: 1989
Dazed and confused electronic reverb from Ryan McReynolds masks a tale of blood and rage. “Christmas Day 1989,” what is left to say?
Hard garage regret from Please Exist drops memories from “Christmas 1989” like hot turds. Where has the childish excitement gone? The pain of growing up.
“Paradise (Christmas, 1989)” from Andrew Samples has some electronic percussion reminiscent of the year, but the whole child’s-toys-making-me-who-I am-while-I’m-dying routine is so overdone.
“Christmas 1989” from Andrew Wosylyk sounds like the time it embodies. Pop piffle about wanting and getting and nothing in particular. Like 1989.
Christmas Countdown: 1998
Sometimes, the date is just another day. So what that it’s Christmas?
Jim White’s cowboy altrock “Christmas Day” is a bummer of a time to travel. He was crying in a Greyhound station on Christmas Day, in 1998, but saved by a mysterious loved one who took pity.
Kye Alfred Hillig, on the other metaphor, poses “Christmas 1998” as a straight shooting reveal about how you ain’t all that. Cowboy folk this time, but still hipster pop poetry. Just less concrete.
Christmas Countdown: 1999
On the verge of turning over a bunch of Ohs! Is 1999 a new beginning, or just a random configuration?
Raymond Taylor singsongs “Christmas 1999” about a pivotal time in his life. This pop existential crisis faces the new millennial pressure and caves! The honesty!
Much younger at the time, Evan Church’s rockingly pop memory adds Rock’m Sock’m “Robots” to the list of great toys he was buried in back then. Greedy brat, i love ‘im.
Perhaps a childhood memory that needs blocking, “Christmas 1999” recounts a BLUE ALERT confessional from the parents about who’s real and who isn’t. Driving rock played with tough love from Gregg Albertson.
I am the biggest fan of Spray’s “The Ballad of Xmas ’99,” a sprightly pop corrido about losing a song competition to Cliff (prolly Cliff Richard, whose ‘Mistletoe and Wine’ has been on the blog). Poor losers, great song. Wotta comeback!