“The only assets one can take with him when one dies is one’s belief or disbelief”-H.Y.

Aches and the Pains amps up kidsong into proper rock with “There is No Santa Claus.” How is this kidsong?!

What’s Next briefly (incl. BLUE ALERT) metals the message “Santa Does Not Exist.” It seems to end half-way through, but there’s a surprise at the end.

Bilingually, Punkakes (also BLUE ALERT) metals more meanness with “Santa Claus Doesn’t Exist.” Lot of energy for such a downer.

Tylor Jesus works the speech impediment for the pop startler: “Santa Doesn’t Exist.” Reading you loud and clear, you spoilsport.

“To believe that what has not occurred in history will not occur at all, is to argue disbelief in the dignity of man”-M.G.

Boys set loose with sound equipment usually do better than The No Hits, No Wonders. So, unless it’s a song-prank, the angry amateurish “There Ain’t No Santa Claus” is on the naughty list.

Starting with ‘Sleigh Ride’ Tenille Primus & Tenielle Lewis dance carefree around “There’s No Santa Claus” with electronic easy listening and parang.

Jed Davis mashes retro rock with elctro-pop in the inspiring “There is No Santa.” Quite a ride, but i’m not sure of our destination.

Boys, straightened out by the parents, might moan the blues rock like we get from Baxter and The Basics. “There is No Santa Claus” is a roller coaster of belief suss and disbelief mistrust. I need a scorecard here.

“The battle that never ends is the battle of belief against disbelief”-T.C.

Dad comes clean that “There is No Santa Claus” in Wizards of Boat’s garage pop. Well, hmm. You lied before, why believe you now?

Adam Beattie’s conclusion that “There’s No Santa Claus” seems a symptom of his existential meltdown. It’s just one more noel in the coffin. It’s carnival indie.

FuMP comes through again with the ‘Here Comes’ parody “There’s No Santa Claus.” Logical review devolves into name-calling and perversity, however, so take this with a grain of nutmeg.

Randy C Moore fights the power of dissuasion with the boogie woogie “There Ain’t No Santa Claus.” What about the toys? What about the lights? What about the Harlem Globetrotters? Awesome.

“A disbelief in God does not result in a belief in nothing; disbelief in God usually results in a belief in anything”-A.L.

Again: Miles Maxwell (feat. Gary Zimmer) fab out the pop with “Santa is Real.” This uber-rationalization comes off as snide at best. I suspect disbelief.

The Boulevards (feat. L Odessa) doo wop in a closed bathroom to bring us “I Don’t Believe in Santa Claus.” Groovy, but tinny.

Largely undecipherable, the club pop of Davii plows through “Don’t Believe in Santa with URBAN ZAKAPA.” See, i’m not sure if urban is a tribute or an attribution. But i am doing the bossa nova to it.

Excez exhorts us with shouted garage in “Don’t Believe in Santa.” Careful, here. They have tools.

“Our belief or disbelief of a thing does not alter the nature of the thing”-J.T.

Richards and Fitch put the worst outlook to fluffy folk pop in “Santa Don’t Believe in Me.” It’s tit for tat down by the Nativity.

What If Santa Doesn’t Believe in Us?” is the homily from Andrew J. Mair & Another Joyful Mess. It’s easy listening with an agenda. Prepare to feel guilty.

Shack 25 runs around town looking for the truth. As “Santa Don’t Believe in Me” it don’t reckon they can handle the truth. Pop frolicking.

“The refusal to choose is a form of choice; disbelief is a form of belief”-F.B.

The Winter Failure returns triumphantly with their particular brand of echoic folk, “I Don’t Believe in Santa.” But–what if they’re wrong….

Walter J Productions offers up more (AI?) cynicism with the prog-pop “I Don’t Believe in Santa Claus.” What if Queen wrote a lame kidsong–?

Alfred tries some ‘a cappella’ jive rap with “I Don’t Believe in Santa Claus.” What instruments is he mouthing? I can’t even tell.

The funkiest refusal might be Blues Boy Bo witnessing what he saw when he went to his baby’s. “Don’t Believe in Santa” is blues for I Guess I’ll Shoot ‘im.

“It is now life and not art that requires the willing suspension of disbelief”-L.T.

Часовщики psychobilly just a bit in the superior rocker “Those People Really Don’t Believe in Santa Claus.” This could be xenophobic, but it’s fun. So I choose to ascribe the reference to Capitalists. What a hoot.

Big Marvelous grumbles out rap just between him and The Great Deliverer: “Kids Don’t Believe in Santa.” It’s the city kids, not me….

C&C Worship goes there with the cheesy pop “Jesus Don’t Believe in Santa.” This is likely AI, but someone went to the trouble to put these figures in a deathmatch battle. Hey now.

More AI from Nicholas Decker pits legend ‘gainst legend further in “I Don’t Believe in Santa Claus.” Its presents vs. presence. Cheesy pop.

“The Old Testament is responsible for more atheism, agnosticism, disbelief – call it what you will – than any book ever written”-A.A.M.

clockworkbird and japmn uncrank some industrial pop into slomo folk for “I Don’t Believe in Santa.” Who hurt you?

Don’t Believe in Santa Claus” by ShitBricks is more band practice than garage. Know your exits at all times.

Clown School Dropout’s “I Don’t Believe in Santa Claus No More (War on Christmas Version)” mixes media, but stays in the slow lane of rock (or maybe the short bus of pop–i can’t tell from here). Perhaps it’s only global agenda philosophy that makes it dull.

I Don’t Believe in Santa Claus” care of The Matt Lewis Experience also takes its time with carefully considered nihilism. Rocking folk pop that makes you think/not care.

“Disbelief is more resistant than faith because it is sustained by the senses”-G.G.M.

Tony Marriott croons indie with his weepie “I Don’t Believe in Santa.” Not quite surf-rock, but quite danceable.

Also sad, Luke Mitchell & The Rambunctions make lounge out of indie with “I Don’t Believe in Santa Clause.” Believing in love doesn’t completely get you off the hook, ya doubter you.

Ken’s Loud Band sings the blues with “I Don’t Believe in Santa.” Certainly hard times will follow this choice of views. Brought it on yourself.

ALESKA’s death metal “We Don’t Believe in Santa Claus Anymore” kinda marches to its own drummer, but this pogo rant leans into indulgence.

“It is not disbelief that is dangerous to our society; it is belief”-G.B.S.

Fashionable Glasses believe in nothing in the EDM “Nothing But The Bells On.” Not that they believe in music, but they are fantasizing about you mostly naked. Oh.

Bob for Apples reels us back to indie easy listening with “For Christmas’ Sake.” A lot of contentiousness, including not believing–out of spite, i reckon.

Taylor Ashton ups the cool factor with indie folk (it’s banjo-tastic) in the existential crisis “Santa’s Song (I Don’t Believe in Myself).” See what you’ve gone and done, kids!

There is no Santa Claus maintains Orgy in their angry metal “Santa’s Creepy Secret.” It’s over like Donkey Clover.