Aches and the Pains amps up kidsong into proper rock with “There is No Santa Claus.” How is this kidsong?!
What’s Next briefly (incl. BLUE ALERT) metals the message “Santa Does Not Exist.” It seems to end half-way through, but there’s a surprise at the end.
Bilingually, Punkakes (also BLUE ALERT) metals more meanness with “Santa Claus Doesn’t Exist.” Lot of energy for such a downer.
Tylor Jesus works the speech impediment for the pop startler: “Santa Doesn’t Exist.” Reading you loud and clear, you spoilsport.