The obligatory weather alert song.
December Wind Go Take a Hike
How lovely, it's Nearly Christmas I have a wish... And it's for us! But then the cold Rears up its scold And puts my goals In a chokehold. [chorus] December wind Go take a hike; I'm not thin-skinned I just don't like... December Wind! No fireplace Nor heating grates Can save my face From polar fate! I need a hug, A liquor jug, Or tauntaun's gut to keep me snug [chorus] December wind Ste-als my breath, Cuts skin like flint 'Til all that's left's... December wind! Through ev'ry leak I hear a shriek; Wear frosty streaks Across my cheeks. Swaddled in coats I make a toast To the North Pole's Most fatal ghost.... [chorus] December wind, Please take a break Or frostbite wins! ...I'll never shake... December wind!
Not rap, not really. Not nearly exhaustively long enough for rap. I’m feeling more cowboy country. (Country rap?)