Vixen is adored, adorned, and adulterated–but she can take it. Unless she’s a he.
Cledus T Judd clears the barroom with twangy country in “Dang It, I’m Vixen.” Jealous of Rudolph, he’s looking for tail, but not reined. Holee cow.
Month: May 2021
Name Four, again
Name Four, too
Yes, the middle reindeer inspire us beyond Vixenation.
“Vixen” as rapped by KentheMan is nasty as it gets BLUE ALERT. This might just be a sex worker.
So, let’s get/to real music with a real rocking number from The Droogettes. “Vixen” is grrl rock recalling the ’80s vinyl-dressed post-punk insouciance. Eyes closed for a small BLUE ALERT.
Name Four
Vixen is the unfortunate name of the bunch. Some nasty connotations lead us where we don’t wanna go.
For example, Santa’s Angry Elves hard rock “Trump Grabbed Vixen by the Pussy.” Santa and Clinton are also named in this MeToo activated harassment complaint.
As a follow-up “Vixen’s Talkin’ to a Lawyer (And Santa’s at the Package Store).” J.P. Davis uses rockabilly to make her case. No objections here.
Name Three, again
“Prancer, the Blue-Nosed Reindeer” is suspiciously Brit from Starfish. This is NOT to the tune of ‘Rudolph.’ But the subject is viral suffering, so i wonder if the symptoms are misrepresented. Red swelling of the nasopharyngeal area comes from the cold. I think blue is the first of frostbite.
Name Three, too
Let’s pretend a ‘Rudolph’ parody is a funny thing. And now…
TheOdd1sOut “Prancer the Normal-Nosed Reindeer” writes itself. Maybe it should go listen to itself as well.
This guy garnered so much attention with that previous song, came back with the “Prancer Rap.” Also short, also derivative. Still fun. Bleeped out ass, so there’s that.
Name Three
Prancer is a fun reindeer name. Probably inspires fun songs.
“The Head of Prancer” is what happens to noisy neighbors in the wrong ‘hood. Santa’s Angry Elves ease up on their usual metal thrashings to make merry with this prey animal.
Name Two, too
Simplefish (ft. MC @isnorris and MC Stabby) worry “Where is Dancer?” in an experimental pop procedural that will leave you wondering if that was really one of Santa’s reindeers’ names.
Name Two
Dancer is co-lead reindeer. Not so much pressure, but same big deal responsibility. Ancillary antler safari.
Dancer is given co-credit (with Prancer and ‘Nervous’) in the 1959 almost-a-hit “The Happy Reindeer.” This cool cat kid pop novelty is loaded with laughs (their own) as they fly by the moon. Yippie kai yo.
Name One, again
Is Dancer the reindeer known for terpsichorean agility?
Nay! “Dasher the Dependable Reindeer” is the true leader of the gang. Showtune cleverness from Gary Pigg & The City Lights Orchestra. Finally, respect that is due the pilot. (Rudolph seems relegated to navigator.)