Let’s finish up the ending all ready!
Plank Road Publishing finally returns to the blog with the swinging “Blitzen’s Boogie.” Kids know this one.
To balance the sweet, Santa’s Angry Elves get gargley metal with “Blitzen’s Got the Shitzens.” Cue the laughing bikers.
The last reindeer gets a fine comedy treatment in “Blitzen Jones the Mighty Reindeer” by Philly Cuzz. This tinderbox of music box and TV specials flies when i sense ’60s Motown ballideering parody. Delicious.