What do you ask for Christmas when your mind goes blank? Well, Ralphie?
Kid parang from Mýaand Josh proclaim the need for toys in “Christmas Gift.” Many possibiliteis get listed (but no socks!).
More vague is the execrable TV movie jingle with the toys singing “I Wanna be a Christmas Present.” Supposedly Kenny Rogers is in there somewhere.
A much better gift POV alt-pop song comes from Juju Garcia. “Christmas Gift” is a fun exploration of creativity just this side of improv.
Pinkie Pie (of My Little Pony) sadly figures actual presents don’t matter so much in a Ritalin Dixieland rousing version of “Pinkie’s Present.” Exhausting.
Flip it! Suzy Arnowitz suggests “Let’s Bring Presents to the Bad Kids” based on some kids book. (Wow–toboggans, books, and planes!) Concertina pop!
While on the subject “What do Bad Girls Get?” asks Joan Osborne. Smokey electric blues.
Bilbo Kipler gothraps “Gift Rap” as praise for all the swag, bitch.