Did someone say War on Christmas? Get your dancing shoes on!
Quichenight’s “Funky Little War on Christmas” is all the soundtrack you need to shimmy into and out of any argument. Cool
WAR! neutral corner
Let’s call the whole thing awful and celebrate Something. (Or is that what they want you to think?)
Leave it to Devo to defuse the bomb with “Merry Something to You,” an inclusive electronic welcoming mat of weirdness. Deedle deedle deet dee.
WAR! armistice
Can’t we just go back to season greeting? Must it be belligerent?
Well, on the one hand, Scott Anthony Andrews maintains he’s still like a child this hopeful time of the year. “I Still Say Merry Christmas” is less about taking a side, and more about merriment, despite the cheesy synth country.
On the other hand, “Don’t Wanna Hear No Merry Christmas” is a cry of alt pain from Kittywinder because it’s a sad time of the year. Be a little sensitive!
WAR! what nonsense (BLUE ALERT)
The chaos and madness of battle can drive us up the Walmart. The War on Christmas has befuddled a few.
“If There’s a War on Christmas (Christmas is Winning)” teeter totters us around the room with gleeful showtune childishness from Lauren Mayer. Oh, yes, she is Jewess. I think that’s part of it.
Macarone sultry raps out “The War on the War on Christmas.” I can dance to it, but i can’t follow the soul train of thought. (BLUE ALERT)
WAR! really?
Perhaps a primer on The War on Christmas speech…
Rob P Rocks has a translation for you in “When They Say Merry Christmas.” It’s not good news, but it’s a sprightly old timey dance tune. (With an Obama epilogue.)
WAR! drill in circles
Let’s throw up our hands and march into the fray! The War on Christmas takes no parishioners!
Slipping in fun war crime metaphors Thaler Pekar gets ’70s pop with his “War on Christmas.” Now that’s a fun massacre.
WAR! in denial
The War on Christmas? Is it all noise and nonsense?
Jamie Kilstein claims he is ‘yet to see it.’ “War on Christmas” is fun pop that rocks the reasonableness… wait, what’s with all the angry (BLUE ALERT) reactions to today’s problems? Oh, he has his own variety of war. Wage on.
“(Ain’t No) War on Christmas” is the funky reply from Zen Fuse Box. All that boogaloo has blinded them to the realities of the troubles.
The Mockers pay tribute to the protest rock of the ’60s with “(There’s No War on Christmas) When Christmas is in Your Heart.” Ahh, love. What do we do with that now?
WAR! incorrectly right
Conservatives can fun up the opposition just as good when it comes to The War on Christmas.
The Moron Brothers use some Kentucky logic to figure out who’s right with their “Politically Incorrect CHRISTmas Song.” It’s the bluegrass that makes my blood roar.
Brett Johnson skews the humor with his own “Politically Correct Christmas Song,” in which Christ is bleeped out but the word fucking is not. Get it? Bear with the gentle country folk and maybe, just maybe, you will. He changes it up for the twist of an ending.
WAR! can’t we all just get annoyed? (BLUE ALERT)
Are you angry about the War on Christmas? Are you angry enough? Just listen:
Baiting the right wing with taunts, Sweet Lou and the Trent Foundation seem to undermine the left with “The War on Christmas” as extremist amoralism. Rejoice with fun pop rock.
Kyle Motsinger touts out the holiday special tropes for his “War on Christmas,” an increasingly upset and uncomfortable arrangement that heats up the crappy lip syncing easy listening. You say there’s no war?! I’ll show you!! BLUE ALERT!
WAR! we have met the enemy
Who is the other side on The War on Christmas? Are you sure?
Epic Beard Men rap urban outrage (BLUE ALERT) in their “War on Christmas.” The list of possible targets might seem to go on a bit too long.
The Enablers and Friends are so SJW serious it’s easy to overlook their light irony as they restate the enemy in their “War on Christmas.” Country rock.