Christmas Countdown: 102

The Bitters are [BLUE ALERT] fucking nuts to be celebrating “Christmas in July” when its’s 102. But they rock their nuts. What a scene.

Due to the pandemic we’ll have a “Happier New Year (Christmas is Cancelled).” Maggie Rose reports Rudolph’s got a temp of 102, and Santa’s on a ventilator. But she does it with classy country pop. Hand clapping tragedy time!

Christmas Countdown: 103

A broken arm and a fever of 103 only add to the cherished Christmas memories of Bri Kaye. Those memories/horrors are “Here to Stay” as the grown protagonist relives holidays through the eyes of a child. Sweet rollicking alt-folk.

Also reliving (And I think I will When I’m a 103) is Aselin Debison, nightengaling alt-pop in “As Long as It’s Christmas.” Sweeter than sweet.

Bedbound by Summer is living in the hear and now, calling out the minutiae of Christmas Eve (10-3, 11:15). While “Down (Again) in June” seems pissy about the chores, the banging pop trails off with a Tell me it will always be like this…. Wait’ll you’re older. Then you can reminisce.

Christmas Countdown: 106.me

We got all the memories So much more we can see Better than our first kiss Snow falling at Christmas is the all-over-the-place refrain in the love song “Neon Lights” from Natasha Bedingfield. This diva pop is not strictly Xmas, but so jubilant it is Christmas-adjacent. I’m comin’ to your frequency To 106 point me So there’s no Distractions. See, love can be fun.

Christmas Countdown: 2:30

In other holiday observations, Sugarbabes sweetly countrify their pop in “New Year.” Sitting here stressing at 2:30 am About how fast a year can go, I wonder where it went If we start all over again, would it really work? Post holiday loneliness is a real thing, friends.

Christmas Countdown: 251/250

Marco and Mando lounge us to amused-ness with “Oh What? A Christmas time.” Somewhere ‘twixt the expired eggnog, turkey spanking, and stolen mail they sing: Ohh what a sight, it’s 251, so delightful Grandma’s drunk, asking me And she’s puking on me. But it’s a pretty carol.

Of Montreal get under your da-da with the delightfully random “Christmas Isn’t Safe for Animals.” This gentle pop nonsense–besides looking out for the creatures of Creation–advises you to buy appliances from Sears for 225$–or just 250$ a month. Wow. Just wow.