Category: Childrens

Mouth organs are cheap and easy as gifts, plus which they fit better in the stocking than any of the other instruments we’ve covered.

Baa Baa Sheep throw comedy and rap at their R+B refrain for their sillier than “Christmas Morning.” They then claim to have received a harmonica (in Spanish, it’s called Hanukkah), but i’m not sure i believe them.

As funning, K1LLWH1TEY & London Yellow yell out “Epstein Is Still Alive,” a wish list that includes a puppy and a harmonica and other bits not intelligible or gettable.

Mercy Bell pivots with her indie gospel about a homeless man carrying on at the holidays, busking with a cup and a harmonica, singing “Merry Christmas and Joy to the World.” Pretty damn good, you ask me.

Nearly as emotional is the off tune indie “Harmonica, Harmonica” about the lost narrator who bought himself the eponymous item and then did this song. Thank you very much.

Just plain weird, Glen Stephens poetizes “IT CAME UPON THE MIDNIGHT CLEAR” about–whatever you want, man. With a harmonica. Holy random, Beatman.

Rotten Cookies’s “Little Harmonica Man” recites the dull pop of a mythical gift giver just in time for Christmas. Then it gets metal.

Peek, The Rodeo Clown with Two Paralyzed Legs narrates “Christmas Harmonica” in the guilt zone. Listen at your own peril.

Baked A La Ska goes all out with the ska folk of “Harmonica for Christmas.” This is the novelty we deserve, as well as the novelty we get.

Olivia Frances blows the blues in the swingin’ “Harmonica for Hanukkah.” Can it call it a Jews harp or not?

They Might be Giants tinkle on the toy piano for the sinister indie “Feast of Lights.” Standoffishly, they got you a harmonica–but don’t seem to want to get together at all.

Ella Jenkins invites the childrens for a singalong in the folk kidsong “Harmonica for Hanukkah.” Not sure if it’s a good thing with all that shouting.

If you go around saying no one writes Baroque chamber music anymore, stop it. Passamezzo’s “Beat Up a Drum for Christmas Reigns” (circa 2020) is too cool for you to pass by.

Enya’s “One Toy Soldier” has a clockwork beat, which might make this militaristic plaything (who wants to sing) even more poignant for Xmas. I dunno, i’m just sad about it.

Sensitive Men band-rap about a party in “Two Drummers.” Not clear who exactly is playing but smiles for the exuberance.

But–what about the twelve drummers drumming?! Fan 3 dishes the cheesy pop rock with “I Love Christmas” wherein lots of gifts are received, including On the six I got some drums… Midnight Whistler gets country rocking with “Twelve Drummers Drumming.” Can you imagine a dozen Keith Moons in your house together??

GIFT TIME!

“Little Tessa Boy” wants a drum. Natalia Wohler (feat. Crazy) gives it to him. Parang parang parang.

Twinkle Toes’ Music take ‘This Old Man’ and sling us a baby song: “This Little Drum Under the Tree.” Fear not, more gifts are a’comin’.

Pat Guadagno got a drum for Christmas. You’ll hear all about it in the bluesy folk of “New Christmas Drum.” Sadly it was a gateway to rock and roll.

The Kavanaughs rock with pop in the superior “Bang the Christmas Drum.” It’s the way you revere, party, AND annoy.

“Billy Got Drums for Christmas” by The Hooves is more pop and rocks even more about that noisy gift.

From the 1950 78rpm, Ole Svenson and His Smorgasbord Band march out “I Want a Christmas Drum.” Thanks once more to Pete da Elf for this one.

Violincellos are not the deepest of instruments, but they get cinematic representation as in ‘Hilary and Jackie’, ‘Truly Madly Deeply’, and ‘The Soloist’.

Neighborhoods and instruments become “Blocks and Strings” from Winter Reverie. Jazz band insouciance that features cellos well.

Even jazzier, Ella Blocker’s Christmas wishes include all “Four Seasons” with you. The final one is you playing cello and her singing. Sexy.

“Little Drummer Boy” will get his day later, but when Panda Corner takes us to the toy instrument factory cars and clocks and trains go by. But then we see a xylophone and a piano and fa la goes the cello bow. Kidsong on drugs.

Trying again, “I Believe in Santa Claus” is Sun Psychic’s (originally We Speak in Sounds) soft spoken epiphany of advent. For realsies.

“I Believe in Santa Claus” is Fox Nüz’s BLUE ALERT metal punk designed to rain on your parade of presents. For get it.

“I Believe in Santa Claus” is Laptop Punk Records’ garage take down on doubters. For bid den.

“I Believe in Santa Claus” is Graeme Connors’s country classroom for detractors. For sooth.

“I Believe in Santa Claus” is Chris Isaaks’s nonchalant country insistence. For tu i ty.

“I Believe in Santa Claus” is Jimmy Linegar’s admission to believing in everything–even your love. An instant country classic. For once.

“I Believe in Santa Claus” is Gil Slote and the Children of New York P.S. 24’s glacially folk attempt to cash in on musicality. For bear ance.

“I Believe in Santa Claus” is Jay Geisler and Company’s disco country play for dance floor failure. For feit ure.

“I Believe in Santa Claus” is Courtney Cotter King’s sleight of hand with country music tying SC and JC together. For heaven’s sake.

“I Believe in Santa Claus” is Amazing Amar’s English language practice with hockey organ back up. For eign er.

“I Believe in Santa Claus” is Freddie Hart and the Heart Beats’ kidsong for the old folks’ home. For sak en.

Trying again Kevin James (as Santa) rocks out Sesame Street about how you gotta just “Believe.” All of the monsters there do, seems.

Also again, but slowing down with old age, the incomparable Mel Blanc talk-sings as Bugs Bunny in the 1974 kidsong “Do You Believe in Santa Claus?” He gets Socratic in his logic.

Nicole Williamson yowls like a drunk six-year-old in the inconceivably symphonic kidsong “Do You Believe in Santa Claus?” Car crashes sound better.

Sir Norman Wisdom (funnyman of British cinema back in the early ’60s) addresses all good (and otherwise) children with his overly orchestrated kidsong “Do You Believe in Christmas?” He’s a crack-up. For himself.

Apparently ending a prayer, “Wake Up” from Shame Shame indies the need for alertness with a regular morning routine. Angels will help. I guess.

When Dust of the Saints applies the kidsong to “Wake Up, It’s Christmas!” observance and love come to the fore. It calls to mind that odd march-dancing kids do ’cause–you know–little coordination before age 4.

Kidsong from Sara Lovell “Wake Up It’s Christmas Time” asks the big questions as well as thumps the big drum to get going Xmas day. Nearly Celtic in its morose merriment.

Kidsong seems hardly necessary to send the arousal alarm. Kids know to GET UP Xmas morn, neh?

“Wake Up, It’s Christmas” is Elm Tree Town ringing bells and numbering days. A nice balance between childish treacle and danceable pop. For those who like that sort of thing.

“See the Little Children Sleeping Till It’s Christmas Day” is more of that kindergarten/opera approach from Twinkle Toes Music. With electric guitar bridge. It’s all over the place. Those children are so still… uh oh.

Tiny Totz Kidz delivers a more soothing pop number with “It’s Christmas.” Your assignment: spread joy and cheer, not forget Baby Jesus, and open eyes.

After trying to stay up all night Xmas Eve, what else ya gonna do but GET UP! Arising on a holiday morn is never a bigger deal than on twelve twenty-five, but most participants don’t usually kick off the gift grab before 6 AM, according to those who bother with statistics. Still, that realization when you open your eyes that dreams are about to be fulfilled, the duty of getting the ‘rents up, the chore of b.fast/church/milking the cows first… Heavy Sigh. Let’s do this!

I don’t want to confuse baby Jesus with dead Jesus, yet when Anna Waronker sings “Rise” she’s actually referring to Sarah Silverman’s spirit as Santa’s second in command who wants to do more. Gospel-ish show tune anthem from some MAX animated series no one saw.

Blinded croon to indie pop “Is It Christmas Yet?” It begins with waking up… but that’s a frame of mind for CHANGE. Inspirational.

Brian Kinder doffs the topper to JC while awaking in “Joy to the World; It’s Christmas.” Kidsong with mucho brass fanfare. Now that’s up and about.

Will we ever CATCH Santa Claus?

Well, David Phelps has a plan for “Catching Santa.” Marvy bossa nova with a seductive tango beat. A stun gun? Night vision goggles? Delicious!

Daily Bumps Family also decides “Let’s Catch Santa.” Family rock about taking a hostage. Uh oh.

Finally three-year-old Angelica yanks Santa by the ankle while she sings “I Caught Santa.” Kidsong with all the good and bad qualities of the genre.