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Time for electronic metal, kids! “I’m Dreaming of a Murdered Christ… mas (2023 Remastered Version)” is Sakura Pups chasing rainbows and petting kitties (kidding!).

Tony Trinidad has “A Christmas I Dream Of.” It’s pretty standard fare, i wouldn’t call in Freud or anything. A vocal coach might help this become the rap it wants to be.

Don’t let your “Dreams” be Memes warns Foster Gray and the JJ’s. Garage plinking wanders around the topic, so not as Christmassy as it could be.

When you’re not on the scene Kerry Pastine and the Crime Scene can only “Dream of Christmas Day” with an awesome bossa nova backbeat. Is that ALL you can do?

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I probably shouldn’t include the indulgent “Dreaming of K-Mart,” a Paco Moreno archived recording that, well, puts me in the holiday mood. Just dreamin’ it.

Incomprehensible switches holidays for us when “I’m Dreaming of a Black Friday.” Slightly above average parody.

Julien Baker ootsies up the mood with “A Dreamer’s Holiday.” It’s a jazz band vacation from the holidays!

Darryl Gregory has his holiday priorities set when he’s “Dreaming of a Snow Day.” Slack key country, so goofy fun.

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Harpsichord noodling adds class to the middle of the road pop “Dreaming Dreams of Christmas” by The Taylors. Strong vocals, muzzy imagery.

Less graciously, Fightmilk makes merry/jittery pop for “I’m Dreaming of a Christmas (Where You Just Explode).” Bad gifts, bad karma.

“I’m Dreaming of an Out Christmas” from Hannah Jackson is less about wishing and hoping and more about dreading and delaying. Appropriately redneck country.

“A Dream of Peace at Christmastime” is Christopher Cross and soft rock bellyaching about all you ill at heart sort. Kumbaya, ‘kay?

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Stream​☾​atcher’s “dreaming tonight” is a DJ mashup of new age fulsomeness. Fluffy, but odd.

In the dark was the child in the dream in the head was the dream… or something. “Dream Child (A Christmas Dream)” is Trans-Siberian Orchestra’s take on a soothing drug trip. Prog rock, natch.

“Must Be Dreaming” by Penthouse Sweets sums up the whole year as a dream. But this one’s not as awful as my own year. So. Yay. Pop with a rock beat.

“Hawaiian Dreaming” is a comedy bit from Balderdash and Humbug about how great a vacation would be about now. Basic parody. A couple cute rhymes, though.

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Apartment 7 handles a fine pastiche in “I’m Dreaming of a White (Stripes) Christmas.” Visions of garage blues bangin’ their heads.

Leaning onto reggae, Keith Michael Roman reimagines ‘White’ as “We Be Dreamin’,” a vast improvement.

To the tune of ‘Hark’ Cinderella’s “Christmas Dreams” involve marriage to a handsome prince. The Fairy Tale Pops are on your side, little girls!

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The Whoopass Girls grate the garage with screaming angst for “(I’m Dreaming of) A Jack White Christmas.” Stripes optional.

Cautioningly, Ben Worley EDMs “I’m Dreaming” by Ben Worley until you can’t remember what holiday we were even talking about.

Sonorous caroling from Ages about some “Holiday Dream.” Wake up!

Cheering us back up, Martin Blasick chirps pop country in “I’ve Been Dreaming Of Christmas.” It’s more of a remembering thing, but softly out of focus nonetheless.

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Getting jazzy with the zither “Dreaming Dreams of Christmas” by Marlana Hillary rolls through childhood nostalgia, creating an existential loop of hope and regret.

While we’ve been exposed to songs about NOT dreaming (from Gilbert O’Sullivan) before on this blog, the Pete Jones parody: “I’m Really Not Dreaming Of A White Christmas” really sells the muddle of whether or not dreams happen.

Muzicchick’s “I’m Not Dreaming of a White Christmas” is EDM pontificating about how foolish our Xmas chatter is. It’s space age spiffy.

Plugging into punk garage The Aborted apply warped agenda to “I’m Dreaming Of A Caucasian Christmas.” Preaching to the queer, brother.

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Time to do dirty to ‘White Christmas.’ These are hard working parodies, laugh at your own expense.

Dave Rudolf gives us the obvious “I’m Dreaming of a White Trash Christmas.” The reason it might amuse is the gnarly Elvis impersonation. The lyrics are fair to middlin’.

Robert Blake, aka ‘Dr. Bob,’ goes grampy hobo with “I’m Dreaming of a Christmas That is White.” It’s borrowed lyrics stitched together with bluegrass dementia.

2 Live Jews are “Dreaming of a Blond Shiksa.” Dirty, indeed!

Mike Belden amateurs it one up with an unidicted co-conspirator in “I’m Dreaming of a White America.” No, racism isn’t funny, i hate ALL bigots.

“I’m Dreaming Of a Dead City” is The H.P. Lovecraft Historical Society unleashing Cthulhu upon our deathless sleeping forms. This includes the oft overlooked intro.

“(I’m Dreaming of a) Hogwarts Christmas” by Hawthorn & Holly does the least amount of lifting. No charms or bewitchment mentioned.

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Rikki Vulpes rolls into “HALF PAST NINE (DREAMING OF CHRISTMAS WITH YOU)” like it’s nap time at the karaoke lounge. Not just dreamy, but sleepy.

“Dreaming of Christmas” by Patrick McHenry begins as a ‘White’ reorchestration, then pivots to sweet dreams of what used to be ‘twixt you and me. Caffeinated indie.

Ginger Cat’s “Holiday Dream” is a must-do list of jazz band whoopie for her and her honey. Yummy.

Albert Vick does that ultra-slow RnR riff for “Dreaming of Christmas“–a state of mind that precludes his lonely whistling. Merry? Murky, try again later.

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Some dreams are better’n others. “I’m Dreaming Of A Shite Christmas” is Detective Instinct (feat. Brian Stevenson) letting us know with melodic garage rock that bad times follow him into sleep.

Senan Quinlan also claims “I’m Dreaming of Sh*Te Christmas,” but this time the strumming folk trashes traditions while painting a moral high ground.

Are no dreams better than bad ones? “I Ain’t Dreaming of a White Christmas” is the metal answer from Priceduifkes. Ouch.

Vista Blue retros boy band soft rock while “Dreaming of the Right Christmas.” No money, no sun, but there’s still hope. I guess.