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How nasty can novelty songs about chimneys get?

Santa’s Cumming Down Your Chimney, Stay Still” commands  Saint Replace The N With A D ick. This gruntfest of an R+B sexcpade skirts the blue alert label, just barely.

The sissy dicks earn a provisional BLUE ALERT for their bluegrass hollering in “Cum Down My Chimney.” It’s pretty nasty.

Especially nasty is “Chimney Sweeping” by Spoon DogG (ft. T​-​Pop). Barking rap without class.

Classily obscene is T. Kyle’s “I’m Coming Down Your Chimney.” It’s EDM, but clothing optional. Catchy or just stuck in a rut?