Santa still comes when there’s an absence of chimney, right?
The Dumpster Company pop through the options with their “No Chimney.” Pick one!
Through the radiator? The window? “No Chimney (2020)” by The Clapis Cousins frets and puzzles the problem. Ukulele pathos.
“If I Don’t Have a Chimney” is only the beginning of the problems for The Christmas Jug Band. More country than jug, this three hanky weeper wanders through the wonderings of a poor child. (No fireplaces at the shelter….)
“Ain’t No Chimneys In The Projects” soul declare Sharon Jones & The Dap-Kings. Still some blessings, tho. Funky funky schooling for you ‘burbanites.
“Santa, No Chimney” bewail The Bad Companions. Rockabilly with extra points for that extra syllable in ‘chimney.’ Points off, however, for the backup plan. Still–cool. (Or would you prefer The Osmond Brothers with this novelty.)