“In this modern day and age, we have instant coffee, instant tea – instant disbelief”-G.T.

Again: Nicktoons’ Jimmy Neutron pits our eponymous hero against his entire schoolroom with the showtune debate “Basking in the Warmth of Christmas.” It’s a mainstream standoff.

Gighive indies an upbeat “Here Comes Christmas,” the whole time smirking behind their sleeves. Not really!

David Goody lectures us about what’s real and what’s true. With his toy piano pop he chides our Xmas trads, but stands by UK’s rock band Slade in the culturally bound “Mr. Holder’s Yule Log.” Better dresser than Santa, anyways.

Shorty Garrett don’t believe in any of this holiday hoohaw. You’ve heard all those lies, haven’t you? “I Think You Know” he declaims through strangled bluegrass, in case you hadn’t.

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