Again: Maybe i gots a soft spot for Therese Jennings’s Plank Road Publishing, but the professional productions of swing bits like “Who Put the Christmas Presents Under the Tree?” beats the short pants offa the elementary assemblies we have to sit through.
Washboard rhythms from The Christmas Jug Band prevaricate over the question with “The Real Deal.” Is he? Isn’t he? Ask your kid.
Santa promised he’d leave his wife, but that was another of his “Christmas Lies.” Fear Boner overproduces this silliness with jazz band pop.
Watch out for the BLUE ALERT when David Ivan Neil pisses all over the myth that “Santa is Real.” Swinging country that hopes to offend you.
The Heebee-Jeebees sing the blues with “Please Santa be Real.” They’re kidsong-sters, but the music is the real deal.