I Want to BELIEVE:XXVI

Do you believe in the old story of a hairy beefy jolly elf dropping off goodies?

I Believe in Santa Claus” by The Crystalaires is doo wop harmony of little consequence. For the kids.

I Believe in Santa Claus” from Dolly and Kenny is country corn pone of superior blue grass picking. For the fans.

I Believe in Santa Claus” a la REO Speedwagon is progressive rock reeking of childish innocence. For the non-believers.

I Believe in Santa Claus” out of Dr. Dog is syncopated alt rock of millennial disinterest. For whatever, like a miracle or something.

I Believe in Santa Claus” rolled by Syrpyntyne is hard, but slow rock of barely restrained pathology. For headbangers on a break.

I Believe in Santa Claus” sung by Willie Sterba is kid-friendly country pop with aspirations. For John Denver fans everywhere.

I Believe in Santa Claus” recited by Sam Scola is glee club breath exercising of patience limit testing. For people who like to learn lyrics quickly.

I Believe In Santa Claus” according to Kirby Heyborne is pokey folk of pedagogical proportions. For those who need a lecture to get there.

I Believe in Santa Claus” duo-ed by Jonathan Tinne & Everly is cheesy pop off the Netflix cash grab of the same name. For lovers (and losers).

I Believe in Santa Claus” sez The Mill Brothers is doo wop of retrograde rhythm. For the lovers. (Good stuff.)

I Believe in Santa Claus” as Old 97’s sing it is tortoise slow club rock full of sentimental shivers. This one’s for me.

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