Month: August 2024

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Does the fire scare you? Come closer–

Taken aback, the group Christmas! demand Santa “(Get The F​*​ck Back) Up The Chimney.” BLUE ALERT for their overreaction to an expected scenario.

“Comin’ Down your Chimney” by Orifice DeathFuck is a metal scattershot of abusive threats and shrieking. If that’s your thing. BLUE ALERT

What’s scaring me is Goiter’s “Stockings Hung by the Fireplace.” This experimental indie is light of tone and short of breadth. Yet, like a dentist’s drill, it does seem never to end.

HorrorScene’s “Chimney Creeping” wishes you Merry Christmas Baby amidst the echoic Prince impressions and R+B swirling. But, deeper inside, the threat becomes real.

Flue Liner

Are you looking for trouble?

Encore! Dave & Jeanine caution you to “Put Out the Ol’ Yule Log.” It’s not just for Santa, it helps with the not burning to death thing.

Bah &The Humbugs recommend “No Smoking in the Chimney.” The Surgeon General backs up their folksy pop.

Nice amateur parody from The Dodge Family: “He Must’ve Come Down Through the Chimney.” Didn’t anyone hear him?

Traffic jams?! Desperate Band Appreciation Society recount via R+B chattiness how “I Met Santa in the Chimney.” They have a comical moment there.

Keenan McKenzie swings the big band worries with “You Can’t Lock the Chimney.” Worry much? I mean what comes in must go out and all that jazz.

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Worst case scenario–Santa’s never going to age stuck forever in the chimney!

Encore! Gatorhogs don’t know what happened (was the roof too icy?) but they face the “Empty Chimney” with pop grace. And, well, waiting… there’s no corpse anywhere.

Now setting Santa on fire might be different than killing him in the chimney, but The Glenn Crytzer Orchestra is so swing band cool it have to include “I’m Sorry Santa Claus.” Drop and roll!

“Chimney Skeleton” tells you all you need to know. But if you want the full minute story that makes children cry ask The Murrays and they’ll spill to pop.

dummytri is pretty sure “Santa Died In My Chimney“–who else could that dead body belong to? Wacky basement amterur pop.

“There’s No Santa Claus” is the horrible lesson from Colburn Sound Express. It begins with Dad being late home from work Xmas Eve… OMG–Hand clapping pop. (It’s the story from a movie–can you guess which one?)

Hot Buttered Elves have some Weekend at Bernies business after they find the overlong stuck Santa. “Christmas on Ice” is bossa nova fun–at first.

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That’s a hazards descent, that chimney diving…

Man Down gets serious with pop rock in “Man Down the Chimney.” Appreciate what you got, not what you aren’t getting (like Santa’s gifts).

“Chimney On Fire!” is a series of unfortunate Xmas events from MORGEN (feat. Sydney Smithmartin). Bouncy hiphop that rolls with the troubles.

“Rumblin’ Tumblin’ Christmas” is Anthony Zarb’s hillbilly kidsong about the main means Santa uses. It’s not tidy.

Bad Shape’s Santa recognizes the risks “Down the Chimney” in an American rock reflection of Claus-hood obesity. (Many more fat songs await the blog later.)

Flue Lining

Santa Claus? Chimneys? What could go wrong?

Encore! Make Like Monkeys decide with odd Addams Family pop that the chimney might be a murderous ambush in their fine “Mine!!! Rub Out Santa.”

Bob Rivers enlists a cutie pie little girl to sing “A Chimney Song,” a horrifying time lapse about outwaiting the chimney blockage that’s starting to smell.

Kyle Dunnigan adds some BLUE ALERT to “Santa’s Stuck up in Our Chimney.” ‘Daddy’ starts crying, but the redneck daughters country carol their misunderstanding into some kind of grisly standoff. Then start on the fingers….

“There’s a Dead Man in the Chimney” is Podge ‘n Rodge’s confession to gunplay on the red-suited intruder. But this is not Chicago vigilanteism, it’s Irish justice.

Aliens Pat says it all (in 10 seconds) with the ragtime “Santa Fell Down the Chimney.” Got it?

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Encore time! Just love Jerry Colonna’s childish warning: “Too Fat for the Chimney.” [Gisele Mackenzie reduces this glee to hand clapping swing band. Gee!] [A modern homage mashes dirge and polka to make fun of this classic. Blame A Harris & Hart Holiday.]

Mrcorbett beats the band slowly for the group sing “Silly Santa (Stuck Up My Chimney).” Bit of a Brit bitch-fest. Humorous or at least chucklesome pop, wot?

Arden Bright sings atonally against the plucking of strings in the mental wackadoodle of “Santa Got Stuck.” At least i get what it’s about.

vinnythecomb explains “Claustrophobia” as the wish to Not Get Stuck. Rollicking rock with a hook.

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Unusual, “When Santa Got Stuck In My Chimney” by The Cogkneys is a Celtic folk dirge that leans towards joy but never gets there.

The Paulette Sisters rev up their recording of “Santa Got Stuck in the Chimney” until i can’t tell if they’re chipmunks or if they’ve been choked recently. At least there’s a happy ending to the pop music here.

“Stuck in the Chimney” by The Coyotes tries the ragtime kidsong approach. It’s silly, punctuated with a bunch of jumpin’ jimminies. But it’s catchy.

“Santa isn’t Here” doo wop The Crystalairs, bc he’s stuck. Move the furniture, Ma, it’s dancin’ time!

Smoke Chamber

Loose Cannons start a repetitive round with tomtom for their pirates’ version of “I’m Stuck in the Chimney.” I hear ya, i hear ya, lemme get the spatula!

Klea Blackhurst adds sophisticated jazz to the silly kidsong of “He’s Stuck In The Chimney Again.” Again?!

The Not Fur Longs indie the mood with “Merry Mischief,” a lazy take on a stuck Claus.

Excellent bluegrass from Scott Fulton tells the draw problems when “Santa Claus Got Stuck Inside the Chimney.” Butter helps this time. And we’re prepared for next year, now.

Smoke Shelf

Chuck from Rugrats begins a kidsong spoof with Santa on the rooftop, but then “Oops, Santa Got Stuck!” What a revolving development!

Lugubrious folk from The Kind of Christmas You’d Expect parlays the epic “Stuck in the Chimney” into an upsetting and affecting scene.

Kenne Highland & His Vatican Sex Kittens​ gets stuck, begging “Can I Please Crawl Down Your Chimney?” in a hard rocking carnal way.

More child assembly school stuff: “There’s a Big Red Fella in the Chimney” is contributive fun with a vaudevillian backbone. From Hal Leonard. And kids everywhere.

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Stuck! Did You Say Stuck?!

Encore: Ella Fitzgerald was tricked into recording the could-be-naughty “Santa Claus Got Stuck in My Chimney” back in 1950. Her class elevates it above your gutter double entendres.

Dave Rudolf’s “Santa Got Stuck in the Flue” is a grand country pop treatment over this distressing dilemma. What follows is a series of failed attempts to right this wrong. Funny.

More problem solving from Mighty Magic Pants. Kidsong “Santa’s Stuck in the Chimney” never quite figures it out.

POV from Santa interrupts the musical ‘A Don’t Hug Me Christmas Carol’ when he’s “Stuck in a Chimney.” Still jolly despite the squeeze. Polka pop.