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Does the fire scare you? Come closer–

Taken aback, the group Christmas! demand Santa “(Get The F​*​ck Back) Up The Chimney.” BLUE ALERT for their overreaction to an expected scenario.

Comin’ Down your Chimney” by Orifice DeathFuck is a metal scattershot of abusive threats and shrieking. If that’s your thing. BLUE ALERT

What’s scaring me is Goiter’s “Stockings Hung by the Fireplace.” This experimental indie is light of tone and short of breadth. Yet, like a dentist’s drill, it does seem never to end.

HorrorScene’s “Chimney Creeping” wishes you Merry Christmas Baby amidst the echoic Prince impressions and R+B swirling. But, deeper inside, the threat becomes real.