You don’t understand the Christmas chimney concept yet?
I don’t understand Lone Bronco’s folk with harsh banjo “Down the Chimney.” Is it childishly revelatory? Is it thinly veiled prurience? Is it just kidding around? Gooseflesh!
Santa’s confused in The Giltchin’ Gulpers’ spoken word spiral into madness “The Chimney Doesn’t Want Me.” You okay, Kris?
The Twinklers seem to think that Santa arrives in parts. “Throw It Down the Chimney” means the bag. So, does he precede or follow? I don’t get this easy listening disco riddle.
“Who’s That? (Comin’ Down the Chimney)” is kicky kidsong from Will Ulrich. He is really asking you.