Take it off, Santa! Take it all off!
And yet, shaving isn’t just for Ol’ Nick. Ren and Stimpy (John Kricfalusi, Billy West) return for their hair rock tribute to “Yak Shaving Day,” a truly tasteless ritualistic celebration. (That Nickelodeon cartoon’s Christmas corruptions involved hair in other ways: “Cat Hairballs“–a caroldy present alternative; and “We Wish You a Hairy Chestwig“–another caroldy about the preferred present for manly men who lack.)
The Nobility is indie hollering about how “Santa Shaved His Beard.” Into the stocking! Game Over, man!
Mighty Magic Pants kidsongs about the peripeteia when “Santa Shaved His Beard.” It’s traumatizing for the reindeer, elves, and impersonators.