Let’s go out the way we came in, with a mash-up of phrases and lines lumped together like it’s a thing. I do have so much left over.
Xmas List
As in olden days One horse open sleigh Before I melt away Rock the night away Felice Navidad Hanukkah Mele Kalikimaka And Kwanzaa To the top of the wall Hark the herald Do you recall Ya filthy animal Frosty the snowman Pat a pan Winter wonderland A dumpster truck through a nitroglycerin plant Winter in the air In Jingle Bell Square By the chimney with care A triple dog dare Christmas cards Strike the harp Beautiful star Advent calendar Escape the fate I can't wait Don't be late Celebrate A bad little tree Santa baby Shouted out with glee Stuck in a chimney What Christmas means to me Little Donkey Stop the Cavalry Epiphany The First Noel Carol of the Bells Our gay apparel Call him Emanuel Feast of Stephen Prancer & Vixen Goodwill toward men No man is a failure who has friends I made my family disappear Filled with holiday cheer Singing loud for all to hear A four alarm holiday emergency here Certain poor shepherds Flexible flyer Bleak midwinter Wish I had a river I see a vacant seat Pick up your feet Gift receipt Everyone you meet Christmas Eve His head like a wreath Nutcracker Suite My two front teeth We have heard on high Better not cry Christmas in July Pumpkin pie 2000 miles Meeting smile after smile Mercy mild Seasick crocodile The Newborn King Pipers piping One little thing, a ring Finest grifts we bring What's this? Making a list Christmas kisses Adeste Fidelis With your nose so bright Finally kiss goodnight See the lights Snowball fight Shake hands with-- The Wet Bandits Bob Cratchit Christmas spirit Mary did you Know Mambo Santa Mambo Jesu Bambino Children go Jolly happy soul Ancient yuletide carol Thirty-nine and a half foot pole Silver and gold Santa's workshop Last minute shop Up on the rooftop Watch the chestnuts pop 'Twas the night before Doesn't come from a store Are ya thirsty for more? To keep me warm Gingerbread house Santa mouse The bumps hounds Bumbles bounce Gloria Must be Santa Jelly of the month club Only I didn't say Fudge Jingle jangle Light of the stable We're despicable The shitter was full
In any event, check this list for possible end rhymes for your own songs.
What’s the upshot? Looks like I’m an angry old man with only words for weapons. Keeps me off the streets, anyway. And i never got around to ‘Cosmo Quiz: What Holiday Are You?’ or ‘All Songs About Christ are Christmas Songs’ or ‘The Tree Came Back’ or ‘Dueling Bells’ or ‘Dreidel Deathmatch’ or ‘When Superman Opens Batman’s Xmas Present’ or ‘Christmas Spellcheck’ or ‘Christmas Savings Time’ or ‘Well, That was the Worst Christmas Job I Ever Had.’ Maybe later.
Bye-ee.