Let’s throw up our hands and march into the fray! The War on Christmas takes no parishioners!
Slipping in fun war crime metaphors Thaler Pekar gets ’70s pop with his “War on Christmas.” Now that’s a fun massacre.
Month: October 2019
WAR! in denial
The War on Christmas? Is it all noise and nonsense?
Jamie Kilstein claims he is ‘yet to see it.’ “War on Christmas” is fun pop that rocks the reasonableness… wait, what’s with all the angry (BLUE ALERT) reactions to today’s problems? Oh, he has his own variety of war. Wage on.
“(Ain’t No) War on Christmas” is the funky reply from Zen Fuse Box. All that boogaloo has blinded them to the realities of the troubles.
The Mockers pay tribute to the protest rock of the ’60s with “(There’s No War on Christmas) When Christmas is in Your Heart.” Ahh, love. What do we do with that now?
WAR! incorrectly right
Conservatives can fun up the opposition just as good when it comes to The War on Christmas.
The Moron Brothers use some Kentucky logic to figure out who’s right with their “Politically Incorrect CHRISTmas Song.” It’s the bluegrass that makes my blood roar.
Brett Johnson skews the humor with his own “Politically Correct Christmas Song,” in which Christ is bleeped out but the word fucking is not. Get it? Bear with the gentle country folk and maybe, just maybe, you will. He changes it up for the twist of an ending.
WAR! can’t we all just get annoyed? (BLUE ALERT)
Are you angry about the War on Christmas? Are you angry enough? Just listen:
Baiting the right wing with taunts, Sweet Lou and the Trent Foundation seem to undermine the left with “The War on Christmas” as extremist amoralism. Rejoice with fun pop rock.
Kyle Motsinger touts out the holiday special tropes for his “War on Christmas,” an increasingly upset and uncomfortable arrangement that heats up the crappy lip syncing easy listening. You say there’s no war?! I’ll show you!! BLUE ALERT!
WAR! we have met the enemy
Who is the other side on The War on Christmas? Are you sure?
Epic Beard Men rap urban outrage (BLUE ALERT) in their “War on Christmas.” The list of possible targets might seem to go on a bit too long.
The Enablers and Friends are so SJW serious it’s easy to overlook their light irony as they restate the enemy in their “War on Christmas.” Country rock.
WAR! one-sided
Some War on Christmas songs bang their drum so loudly i have no idea what side they’re against.
Pete Cummings’s “War on Christmas” is growly and pissy about them. But the protests about ‘no place in America for a good white Christian man,’ can be played either way. Who wants this anthem?
The Methmatics get armed and dangerous with their “War on Christmas,” an odd punk multimedia culture clash. The body count is higher than the alcohol content in Uncle John’s eggnog! WWBO’RD?
WAR! all out fare
Let’s fool around with some more side eye on The War on Christmas. Those conservatives sound like this: fuff fu fuff uff fuffy uff fuff. Ha ha ha. Showed them up.
Erin McKeown’s Anti-Holiday Spectacular eventually introduces her singsongy ultimatum “Christmas (Love It Or Leave It)” with some strongly proclaimed un-Christian sentiments. I-ah-ron-ick!
“It’s a War on Christmas” alts out The Holiday Bloch-busters about the incursions, intrusions, and intolerance of fighting over Peace on Earth.
WAR! sort of
On the other ballot, some find cheer in singing the praise of The War on Christmas for all to hear. It sounds funny when you say the reasons out loud.
Daryl Cherney & the Patriot Act get palsied folk-right with “We’re Fighting the War on Christmas.” Can ya spit tabacky with your tongue in your cheek?
Taylor Ferrera wants to support Kirk Cameron’s 2104 movie ‘Saving Christmas’ with her kicky pop tutorial “Pagans Stole Christmas from Christians.” Take a set, there’s a lot to cover.
WAR! can’t join ’em
Back to the raisons de la guerre, or at least the musical take on why some people take offense at others taking offense.
Ramos loves guns and Jesus, distrusts politicians and CNN, but in his country pop “We Say Merry Christmas” he calls the oppositions friends (though they should mind their own business). (Unless you wanna buy the merch.)
I Don’t Know Margo wants to rock up the Yule “When I Say Merry Christmas.” American southern rock that means no disrespect.
WAR! mock ’em if you got ’em
That last post reminded me about some carol parodies about our ‘War on Christmas’…
Finger pointing and ‘All I Want’ reworkings make me uncomfortable, so let’s flip through MistleThumb (Dong Crosby, Ebenezer Spooge, Manheim Cornholer, and Douglas Firburger, feat. Doodie Garland)’s “There a War on Christmas… with Jews.” It’s funny, right? Am i looking at this wrong? (BLUE ALERT)
More awful, Joe Hart clatters out “Happy Holidays” to ‘Jingle Bells.’ The list of alternatives is nice, but the syncopation is headache inducing.
More imaginative, Steve Goodie plays with Lennon’s ‘Merry Christmas (War is Over) in his “War on Xmas is Over.” A bit strident, but pretty.
More amusing, Talking Primate’s voice breaks on “Moron’s War on Christmas,” a ‘Holly Jolly’ take off that sticks the landing.