Get your adult coloring books out! Purple Christmas and orange Christmas and grey Christmas–it’s all in song!
Kick off with a bang. Grammarchist gets political with “Mr. Red Christmas” a Communist take on the ‘Year Without’ groovy tune. Make allowances for the experimental nautre of it all and we’ll be fine.
Gary Wu’s “Red Sleigh” is a pretend metal tribute to urban carnage in Santa’s name. Oh, you.
Dr. BLT addresses crop failure with his “Orange Christmas.” We’ll allow it, because of the funkiness therein.
And then he comes back with “That was Before Our Christmas Turned Blue.” The blues. Duh.
Marvin Gaye soothes our blues with “Purple Snowflakes.” Yes, it’s better than John Legend doing it. (Too pretty.)
Back to Dr. BLT with the best in color. “Black Santa” is a spoken word-rapped ‘White’-backed racially tense situation, diffused with humor.