Santa, don’t forget the kids! That horndog doesn’t miss a trick.
Some repeats gather here: Barnes and Barnes jolly up the childish visions of sugarpubes with “I Had Sex with Santa.” Electro-pop.
Joel Kopischke masterfully parodies the Kinks’ ‘Lola’ with the nasty “Santa.” Not as actionably pedophilic as the others.
Jason Didawick plays the jammied preteen with his pop playful “Santa’s Fucking Me Under My Christmas Tree,” which i presume is geographical not anatomical.