Santa’s sexy, we know that. Let’s get downtown to business and perform on the old guy.
Many parodies rejoice in Madlibbing naughty words into the traditional Christmas songs and rolling in the gales of laughter. A couple might be worth note.
The obvious (overdone) number here is ‘I Saw Mommy.’ This includes “Blowing” (Jesus Penis getting punk metal) (also Matt Rogers doing the Springsteen), “Licking Balls” (Funt Cart’s party karaoke) (also Smokestack Crew just a little more flirty off key), “Fisting” (thecircleofjerks barely harmonizing), “Banging” (Ironsnake jolly rocking The Boss) (also Helgrammites just rocking), and “Fucking” (Aanyl Pane with an odd alt-experimental number) (also Bo even odder and retro weird) (also Suicide Saints with a more traditional children’s obscene feel). Whew.
Jezebel goes all in with “F**k Me Santa” taking just a few extra steps beyond ‘Santa Baby’s eroticism.