Christmas Countdown: 1,000,000/1

Is one in a million exceptional any more?

Love returns with Fran Archer and Tom Bell’s soul-searching “You’re One in a Million.” This dirge is on a Xmas album. So there.

Tenille Townes decorates her “One in a Million” with much more Christmas imagery. Still loving, but real soul.

Becoming Santa” may not sound like a one in a million shot, but Swedish Metal Mafia make the most of the concept.

Dr. Elmo mixes greed with underachievement (and cornball country pop) for his “Christmas Millionaire.” The lyrics claim he wishes he had a hit Christmas song and got rich… Hang on, he’s done that. Oooh, the irony!