Merry Criminals! kidnapping

Don’t take the kids! Not for Xmas! Oh, wait, Santa’s fair game. I mean, since ‘Nightmare before Christmas’ that’s just the cost of learning lessons.

While i might avoid the Danny Elfman original soundtrack, let’s cue up Romeon Hustle to see how “Kidnap Sandy Claws” plays in the ‘hood.

Draztik gets a BLUE ALERT with their mad rap “Kidnapping of St. Nick.” It’s all about unfairness of a closed economic system, but the video takes itself seriously (careful of the 1/2 minute epilogue where Santa gets back his).

Jim Boutell goes honky tonk with “Someone Kidnapped Santa Claus.” It’s all kidsong begging for the big guy’s return, but with beerstains and spilled ashtrays.