Man maintenance! For Xmas!
Who wore it better? The Quaint & The Curious retro pop with uke to protest “Everybody Seems to Love Santa’s Beard.” Which means, they don’t love his. In fact, he’s persecuted for his tonsorial choices.
“Don’t Shave for Me, Mrs. Claus” is a gender liquid Celtic overly orchestrated ballad filled with reassuring angst from Ginger. Right up my alley.
Metallists Vicious Kitty go after the traditional “Mrs. Claus” for all the bad things that have accrued at the pole, including Santa’s shaving.
“Santa Shaved Mr. Simpson’s Head” by Mr. Simpson, might be a schoolteacher explaining to the kids why he’s balding. Or it might be a showtune about an acid trip. Frogs, reindeer thieves, and ninjas appear and disappear for no better reason than they’re friggin’ awesome.