Contoy’s (feat. achie elGhazaoui) “Gone Bald” is a Christmas cry for help. Club rock of the lowest elements.
Scat Records uses toy mics and angry synth to declare “Let’s Shave Rudolph.” Beats shooting him. But, fellas, start with cow tipping, please.
Matthew Bright drawls piano bar for “I Can’t be Going Bald This Christmas.” Seems that, out of love, he drank some chemicals to shrink and…. this happened. That’s what i heard him say.