Would you rather be a grind mall Santa or have a grand mal seizure? Think about it….
Hot Buttered Elves garage rock the never-ending beat of the “Department Store Santa.” Existential Advent.
Brad Haley drawls from home “Santa on the Corner of 5th & Main.” No fortune or fame… is it even really Santa? Country sorrow.
The poor orphan “Christmas Carol” asks the department store Santa if she can have a real home for Christmas. Jim Jensen takes the country pledge and… well, I do believe you can see what’s coming–if you’d just stop crying for a sec.
Greg Wilson brings in an old country weeper about that old guy what gets no respect, the “Dime Store Santa.” Paid his dues, did his part, tried his best. But then he died. How is that fair?