Baby It’s Coal: no more Mr. Santa

Why wail about the coal for Christmas when you can character assassinate the red delivery system itself?

Rolling into a massive BLUE ALERT after almost a minute of comic buildup, The Misfit Toys hollers about who put “Coal in Your Stockings“! This is rollicking mod rock illustrated with a video sporting messy mascara and a Santa sniper. Whoa.

HeatleyBros allow for some parody fun with “Santa Loves Coal.” This pop-rap mishmash-up gives us the POV of the big stinker who didn’t have to be so vengeful on the wee ones.