Dependent Claus: not home yet

Santa’s home most of the year, but the pity brush carves a wide swath over his lovelorn lassie. Is it so sad that she’s home alone once in a while? You be the judge.

Singing the blues with folk tenderness Hannah and Maggie sympathizes with “Mrs. Claus.” The offer of lesbianism might be going too far.

Darlene Como warbles some drug-addled vision of the earthbound spouse wondering about the rocket powered bread winner in “Thank You, Mrs. Santa Claus.” What the alt?

Brotherly Love doowops the bejeepers out of “Mrs. Claus.” Their soulful concern borders on the creepy, but it’s still pretty sad.

Bang the drum slowly. The Silver Bells super slow drawls out the folk rock “Letter from Mrs. Claus” begging the big guy to please come home. Whoa.

Are You Lonely Tonight, Mrs. Claus?” tremulously inquires Dan Wilson with pop tenderness. Here we learn why not being with your favorite person on this of all nights is so heart breaking.