EX-Mas, not so gaily BLUE ALERT

Heteros don’t own commitment issues. Queers can spit all over the perfect coupling, at that time of year.

Adam Ray parleys his amateur snit at your cheatin’ ways with “The Ex Song.” It’s set to ‘Jingle Bells’ rather than addressing the holiday blow up. But it’s nasty.

David Pevsner gets showstopping with his naughty ultimatums in “Merry Ex-Mas.” You had it coming, you hussy!