What’s a guy going to do with a penis around Christmas? Well, if he can’t give it away, he might just gift himself.
On the one hand, Ross Everett claims “No One Jerks off on Christmas.” A lively folk carol.
On the other hand, Ivor Biggun asks Santa to “Give Us a Wank for Christmas.” It’s give and get for this Brit jazzy pop bit.
MacLean and MacLean choral chant “Merry Christmas Handjob” about as matter of fact as you can get. Give those boys a handtowel.