Exchanging Presents (BLUE ALERT)

What ELSE is in our stockings of perverted parodies for Christmas?!

To get you OUT of the mood, The Midnight Beast from UK sends up ‘All I Want’ with “How to Get a Xmas…” (fuck buddy). Not bad. Not Good.

Maci Sumcox gets twisty queen queer with “Fuckin’ Him by the Christmas Tree.” Brenda Lee would watch this.

Ron and the Rude Boys have that kind of party album with songs like “We Wish You a Hump at Christmas.” Boys cavorting with words they learned at school.

Thoughtful, but untalented, Vinceland dares us to “Let Us Fuck.”

Talented, but unconscionable, John Valby does up “Favorite Things” past the limit. (Mr. V has many more obscene Xmas funnies, but i can’t stand more than one at a time.)

Ordblid backtracks us to the “Horny Christmas” but metals ‘White’ nicely. Nicely twicely.

Kevin Bloody Wilson brings us back to Santa for the aw gee whiz “New Christmas Song.” Sing along if you have absolutely no scruples. Ew.