TreeMendous Holiday Fun: Decorating BLUE Spruce ALERT

We get so excited trimming the tree that we remember trim means something naughty….

Gentle jazz launches John Brown into the mood to “Decorate Your Christmas Tree.” With naughty lines like ‘make love to you’… you have to wonder what he wants with a tree.

Twiztid hollas to all the Juggalos and Juggalettes “Decorate Your Christmas Tree.” The tree here is female pubic hair. The decoration is the male sex act. You got it? BLUE BLUE and more BLUE

Sharon Jones & the Dap-Kings sing a song of soul. “Big Bulbs” is all about the party, baby.

Also ’50s, Jimmy Butler jelly rolls the blues with “Trim Your Tree.” Is this music as much fun a s sex? Someone tell Mojo Nixon who just drunkenfies this tune.