Consume-mas Quantities: she breaks just like a little fast

Breakfast and Christmas are so oxymoronic they spawn comedy bits, like Bredon M. Dennis’s “Merry Breakfast.” Yeah, i don’t usually post comedy.

Quick remention of Chuck Picklesimer’s “Reindeer for Breakfast for Christmas.” Can’t get enough of his subliminal video.

Waffle House takes the hot-cake when it comes to holiday hosting. Apparently their jukeboxes in some parts of the country features original Waffle House songs by ardent artistic regulars. So excuse the 12 Days bit (hate those) with “The Waffle House Twelve Days of Christmas” by Bill ‘the King’ Hoger. Even worse is another 12 Days “A Waffle House Christmas.” (At least they’re obvious enough to sub French toast for French hens.)

See, what we hope to have girded our gut for smells more like David A. Stephens with “Christmas at the Waffle House.” Banjo fun and melodic gutpunchery. Yeehaw.

Down home and honky tonking Hilton Walters belts out “Another Waffle House Christmas” like a troubled woman from the ‘Sixties spelling out female woes country style to the befuddled masses. Sling that hash, swing that smash.