Pop charts do not resound with the cries for Christmas cookies, but attempts have been made.

Teresa Brewer from the ’60s counts to three and decides “Christmas Cookies and Holiday Hearts” need their own hit song. The Caroleer Singers and Orchestra padded one of their albums with this too. Miss!

Nora Yockey retros a ’90s girl beat with a pop ’60s feel for her “Christmas Cookies.” A bit underdone but still edible.

Vaporous True doubles down on the girl group sound with electronica harmony by way of “Christmas and Cookies Song.” There’s a sadness here that feels foreign. (Maybe that’s just angst about whether or not they’ll get a pony.)