Christmas List: item two [BLUE ALERT] (anti-gravity gold boots)

Mo’ Midwestern guys, mo’ funny rap.

Not so much wink this time, hardcore The Basement Boys want to fit as much swag into garbled fast talk as they can. They want man-stuff and they want it now.

[For a hilarious version of awkward rap, Rappy McRapperson was tagged last Christmas by me singing one of my favorite grabby numbers: “Gimme Stuff.”  Damn that’s funny.]