Christmas List: item one (backup singer)

If you haven’t drawn up your greedy agenda in columnar form yet, let me clue you, kid–IT’S TIME

To put you in the mood, let’s visit some motivational tallysheeting.

Invinceable has fun with “All I Want for Christmas (Is a Bangin’ Ass Beat).” They give rap a good name.

I previously had to mention Biggy G and K David as exemplary Iowans, but the strength of their “Christmas List Yo” is in the itemization. And dub step. Picture Kevin Smith and Bruce Campbell (younger) white-rapping to the run-down downtown with an OCD backbeat and you’ll have